I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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whats 69+2? 71

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Im black

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Xzibit

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Hi what I lug you

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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You have friends

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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