Ken wins!

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Adele walks into the stables

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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knock knock come in!

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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