- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why did the

Robin, get in the car!

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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