Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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hot diggity dog

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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...............................................................hi

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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