- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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