What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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