- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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