- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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