- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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