Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

its all aodhan

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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