- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

roses are red, violets are blue.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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