Darude- Sandstorm

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Brad Fuller!

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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