- Anti Joke

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.