what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

just in time?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

your social life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

An Asian man fails a math test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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