- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

I can count to potato.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Alex Gedrose.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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