- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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