- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Oh...okay, good.

im gey

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

FIONN'S LIFE

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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