- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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