Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Hail Heetluh

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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religion

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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