Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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F? No k

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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