- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Queens Park rangers

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

destiny

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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