knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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