Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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run farther?

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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