Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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try slamming a revolving door

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Jerry.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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canada

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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