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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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