how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Women's rights

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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