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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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