Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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