Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Adele walks into the stables

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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knock knock come in!

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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