Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

And Stephen Hawking said.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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