What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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No.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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