Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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what happens every day? People die

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Anti Joke

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