- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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