- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

try slamming a revolving door

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Jerry.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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