- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Im cute hehehee

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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