why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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WNBA

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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