- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

GADZOOKS!

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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