- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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