Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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womens rights.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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