- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

There's a god, just kidding.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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