roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Why did the dog eat poop?

Mormons having fun.

A white person at Harvard

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

kill yourself

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