roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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knock knock

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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