- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Grammer is very important

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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