- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

LIFE :(

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Loner.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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