whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Yock

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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