Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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