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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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