want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Anti Joke

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