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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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