Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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