Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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you and your family will die tonight

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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