What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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