How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Hi what I lug you

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

cliché rebecca black joke.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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