Justin Bieber's mother.

david poredos

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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