A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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kesha is a virgin.

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Your future.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Mullets

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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