An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Yock

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Blake wilkeys hair style

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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