Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Blake wilkeys hair style

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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