What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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