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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What's circular and round A circle

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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