- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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