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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's circular and round A circle

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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