why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Cleveland winning something

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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