No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Justin Bieber

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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5 people are walking

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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