- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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