what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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whats chinese noodles

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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