What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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