Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What comes after 23? 24.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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