Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Are you a tree

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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