What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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