- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more worse than death? Death

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

NEVER

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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